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Diary Of A Wimpy Dick

I'm Sara and I'm 20. This is what I do all day.



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reach-for-thee-skyy:

phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage






thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT



handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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panicatthesocialgathering:

"hey I like that band you’re listening to!"

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"….but the lead singer is kinda ugly"

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"well actually they’re all kinda ugly"

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fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second






mintypineapple:

Beautiful.


danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*





unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail




tiny-librarian:

Looking up at the ceiling of Marie Antoinette’s bedroom at the Palace of Versailles.

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Is that Bobby?



violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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