do you realize the Captain America 2 title is actually just Steve Rogers: Bucky Barnes
when someone u know irl follows u
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
if you didn’t love Balthazar you’re wrong
fun fact: when Titanic came out a company made necklaces that looked like the one Rose wore and put full page ads in Sunday newspapers. The model they got to help sell this Titanic tie in was
When Balthazar unsunk the ship to prevent the movie from being made he also stopped young Mr. Ackles from posing for these ads
HOLLYWOOD HEART-THROB JENSEN ACKLES SIZZLES WITH TITANIC FEVER AS HE SHOWS OFF THE BLUE HEART JEWEL FOR ALL HIS GAL PALS
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
And set my status to “I’m going to steal the declaration of independance”
So, of course, I couldn’t NOT retaliate…
And then I set her status to “Just finished fifty shades of grey. Best book ever! so deep.”
I think we all know who won.
I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!
After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and