when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MOVIE WHEN MY WIFI DIED I HATE MY NEIGHBORS
if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies
The absence of women in history is man made.
I have this friend who snapchats me when he’s high and I just
oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.
I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.
And I still totally lost it every time.
Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.
oh god it’s back
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself