I just can’t
how bad the puns on this site are getting
That is the best pun EVER
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
i aspire to have this marriage
CANT RISK IT
getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses
"hey I like that band you’re listening to!"
"….but the lead singer is kinda ugly"
"well actually they’re all kinda ugly"
i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail
Looking up at the ceiling of Marie Antoinette’s bedroom at the Palace of Versailles.
Is that Bobby?
From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif